Tire of not being invited to all the zombie parties because you look rotted and blood-soaked? These are real world zombie problems that we can help with. We have tips on bloodshot eyes, sagging and rotted skin, dark under-eye circles and blood-stained teeth. If hair loss is your problem we can help you with that too. All you need are coconuts and hands that won’t fall off when you run your head.
One of the biggest problems that zombies face are droopy or dropping organs. Imagine, rambling down the lane and your liver is handing by a vessel. Or your lungs are flapping through the back of your perfectly shredded shirt! Zombie problems, am I right? This will help you with all those pesky bodily function issues and have you be the best lookin’ zombie at the party!